John Cunin, owner of the Cypress Club in San Francisco, decided to have some fun, and put together a list of the "Top 10 Descriptors a Winemaker Hates to Hear."

     Here is his list, presented Letterman countdown-style:

10. wet rodent

9. Labrador breath

8. mace

7. moist navel lint

6. '63 Chevy Nova exhaust

5. a men's room at a baseball park during a game

4. mustard gas

3. Velveeta

2. old running shoes

1. old running shorts